There is a little history to this story. It's about Mimi and swearing. She doesn't really swear in the strict sense. This is simply because she doesn't have the
ammunition. However, she has her own way of getting the message across.
One of her first swear phrases was "you bad girl ____." You simply insert the person's name in the blank. You can imagine the
hilarious forms of this phrase, from the times she called the table she just ran into a "bad girl" to my personal favorite, "you bad girl Daddy." Eventually we had to outlaw the phrase. Then another one popped up in it's place: "I not like you." This too had to be outlawed and was soon replaced with the most amazing teeth gritted, angry little girl hiss of "I like you." Eventually, she gave up on this one herself because we either laughed at the irony or simply told her that we also liked her. Not the desired response.
The latest swear phrase is "you baby." She lovingly calls Ezra, "Ezra Baby" with no seeming contradiction. However, if you make her mad she will call you "you baby" with the full force of her almost three year old anger. Lately it has become something of a joke, even to her, to call someone, "you baby." She will lovingly say, "you baby, mommy" just to get a laugh. Well the other day we were listening to Christmas songs on the radio when Mimi piped up from the back seat. "Santa a baby. Hey mommy, Santa a baby." She started laughing and I realized how the song, "Santa Baby" sounds to her. Like a funny joke or name calling.